CatFacts™
My daughter has multiple devices with parental controls. Whenever she asks for time on those devices, it's not 'Oh father dearest, could you find the wisdom and kindness to grant me extra time on my device?' No, it's 'DAD DAD DAD DADAAAAAAD DAAADD TIMEEEE GIVE ME TIIIIME %3Cgif%3E %3Cemoji%3E %3Cgif%3E. This is a collection of my responses.